November 20, 2010
KFC offers $20,000 college scholarship for best tweet

Restaurant chain KFC has launched a scholarship campaign that aims to keep it short and “tweet.”

The top tweet at the moment is by BURNXxGERY: “In the words of Colonel Sanders, I am too drunk to taste this chicken”

November 20, 2010
F-22 Crash In Alaska

Search-and-rescue teams have found “conclusive evidence” that the pilot of an F-22 aircraft that crashed Tuesday night while on a routine training mission in Alaska did not survive, the military said Friday.

The F-22 crashed after it was shot down during the filming of a Sarah Palin’s Alaska episode.

November 20, 2010
$22,000 Cell Phone Bill

A teen in California has run his father’s cell phone bill up to nearly $22,000. Yeah, the father has been charged with murder.

November 20, 2010
Drunk Driver Reports Self to Police

Authorities release a 911 recording of a Wisconsin woman calling to report herself as a drunken driver. Yeah, they knew this because she was ordering a pizza from them.

November 20, 2010
Postal

A 17-year employee of the U.S. Postal Service is on unpaid leave after being charged with public intoxication. Police in Marion, Iowa, say the woman was found inside a home, drunk on the kitchen floor, eating leftover noodles. Yeah, she was also charged with breaking, entering, and gorging.

November 20, 2010
Toilet Paper With Ghost Stories

In Japan they came out with toilet paper that has ghost stories written on it. Yeah, this gives a new meaning to scaring the crap out of people.

November 20, 2010
Plastic Bandits

A 12-year-old boy was arrested after pointing what turned out to be a toy gun at a convenience store clerk in northern Florida, authorities said. His accomplice was caught with a bag of cash and a plastic lightsaber.

November 20, 2010
Frogger High Score World Record Broken

Pat Laffaye, a 45-year-old man from Westport, Connecticut, who racked up a score of 896,980, broke the video game Frogger high score world record. All it took was his college tuitions worth of quarters and support by his imaginary girlfriend.

November 20, 2010
Taylor Swift iPhone App

There’s a new Taylor Swift app out for the iPhone. Yeah, the only problem is that halfway into downloading, the Kanye West app interrupts the download with the update for the Beyonce app

November 20, 2010
UFC Fighter Tito Ortiz Arrested

UFC Fighter Tito Ortiz was arrested for assaulting Jenna Jameson. This occured when he saw two Jenna Jamesons and attempted to beat up the imposter. (fyi if you don’t get it, he’s cross eyed)

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